A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET
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Dave Franco - GQ HQ gifs
#MyGifs
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we have a photo of louis wearing a snapback…the pentagram is complete
zayn is one delicious caramel machiatto of a man with some fucking shaved chocolate and caramel drizzle on top and i am one thirsty girl u feel me
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
